Sunday, May 15, 2011

Work in Progress

I bought new bras. Self-care, motherfuckers! I have one bra that I actually wear. It's the only one I've ever loved. The only one I've ever loved my tits in, to be specific. So, I decided it was finally time to buy a few more of them. Actually I decided that years ago but have only now gotten around to doing so. Cacique was having a 40% off sale and I found a set of two bras for the price of one. So, $70 later, I have four new bras. Very pretty ones, I might add! Yay!

Dear S: Blush!! Thank you! And please feel free to tell me how much you like my tits at any given time...I promise, I don't mind!

I also ordered a new vibrator. To replace my beloved Magic Wand, which I've had for years and died weeks ago. I have been in mourning ever since. Believe me...I've been mourning. Before going into mourning I attempted to fix it by bashing it against the wall repeatedly. To no avail. Sigh. Since it's pricier than I can afford, I've replaced it with a Wahl massager which is only $12 and I read that it's very strong. My medications make it difficult for me to come so I need a whole lot of intensity. And, god knows, orgasms are integral to my mental health! Sadly, the Wahl isn't anywhere near as strong as the Magic Wand. But I think it'll get me through until I can replace it.

My physical therapist says I've gotten much stronger. I see my pain management doctor tomorrow. Hopefully he'll recommend I continue with the therapy and get me on some pain killers.

I bleached out and colored my hair yesterday. Purple and red again. I also cut it. “Cut” probably isn't really right. “Hacked wildly at without bothering to look in the mirror” is more accurate. The back is... Well, it's only hair! It'll grow out! I'll take pictures tomorrow. I also painted my nails. Those are far from perfect as well. But good enough!

5 comments:

  1. I must say the Wahl is an excellent choice.

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  2. Hurrah self care! When I actually do it I feel so good that I wonder why I neglect it when I feel bad. Good for you taking good care of your delicious self, you so deserve it.

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  3. I will be randomly cackling all day today with the recurring mental image of you tearfully bashing your hitachi against the wall and pleading with it to function properly just one last time.

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  4. SELF-CARE ROCKS! Keep up the GREAT work!

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  5. Well, you do have pretty great tits ;)

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