MEOW!

 No, really!

THE FAMOUS ACRO-CATS!!

I’ve wanted to see them for years and it finally happened! One of the things I love so much about Matt? He goes to these ridiculous things with me and genuinely enjoys them! It’s not to just placate me; he enjoys every second of it! Excitedly watching cats playing guitars...that’s how I know we’re made for each other. Swoon.





Dream car! (I need less baggy pants, for serious.)



It was fabulously chaotic! Cats ignoring their cues, refusing to get out of their beds, wandering into the audience for pettings and to sleep in the aisles… And the trainers just embraced the chaos, which made the show even more fun.

The pictures are God awful and I probably should have just deleted them all. The lighting and distance just made it impossible to get anything decent. Hopefully we can see them again and be in the first row!

VIP AT THE ACRO-CATS, MOTHERFUCKER!









Accurate.



And speaking of adorable cats!



Apartment Gardening - all Matt’s doing, including the building of the box!




Books Read in April, May, June, & July
The Borrower by Rebecca Makkah
Zombies and Shit by Carlton Mellick III
Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands by Carlton Mellick III
Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland by Carlton Mellick III
Satan Burger by Carlton Mellick III
Apeshit by Carlton Mellick III
Crab Town by Carlton Mellick III
Fantastic Orgy by Carlton Mellick III
The Morbidly Obese Ninja by Carlton Mellick III
War Slut by Carlton Mellick III
Razor Wire Pubic Hair by Carlton Mellick III
Cannibals of Candyland by Carlton Mellick III
The Cuddly Holocaust by Carlton Mellick III
ClownFellas: Tales of the Bozo Family by Carlton Mellick III
Sausagey Santa by Carlton Mellick III
Clusterfuck by Carlton Mellick III
Kill Ball by Carlton Mellick III
The Menstruating Mall by Carlton Mellick III
Armadillo Fists by Carlton Mellick III
As She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face by Carlton Mellick III
The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III
The Egg Man by Carlton Mellick III
The Tick People by Carlton Mellick III
The Girl Who Fell Beneath Fairyland and Led the Revels There by Catherynne M Valence
The Color of Magic by Terry Pratchett
The Light Fantastic by Terry Pratchett
Hard Luck Hank: Stank Delicious by Steven Campbell
Hotel Megalodon by Rick Chesler
The Scavenger's Daughters by Kay Bratt
The Gunslinger by Stephen King
Drawing of the Three by Stephen King
The Waste Lands by Stephen King
Wizard and Glass by Stephen King
Wolves of the Calla by Stephen King
Of Foster Homes and Flies by Chad Lutzke
The Replican by MJ Medley
Lord of the Flies by Willian Golding
Sons and Lovers by DH Lawrence
Dune by Frank Herbert
NOS4A2 by Joe Hill
Horns by Joe Hill
Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
Beauty Queens by Libba Bray
The Thin Man by Dashiell Hammett
The Maltese Falcon by Dashiell Hammett
Woman in the Dark by Dashiell Hammett
The Big Sleep by Raymond Chandler
Farewell, My Lovely by Raymond Chandler
The High Window by Raymond Chandler
The Lady in the Lake by Raymond Chandler
The Little Sister by Raymond Chandler
The Long Goodbye by Raymond Chandler
Playback by Raymond Chandler
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams
Life, the Universe and Everything by Douglas Adams
The Long Walk by Stephen King
1984 by George Orwell
The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
Cannery Row by John Steinbeck
Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
A Study in Scarlet by Arthur Conan Doyle
The Sign of Four by Arthur Conan Doyle
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Arthur Conan Doyle
American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
The Dungeoneers by Jeffery Russell
Hell’s Super by Mark Cain
A Cold Day in Hell by Mark Cain
Deal with the Devil by Mark Cain
The Reluctant Demon by Mark Cain
Code Breakers: Alpha by Colin F Barnes
Vampire Conditions by Brian Allen Carr
The Last Horror Novel in the History of the World by Brian Allen Carr
Motherfucking Sharks by Brian Allen Carr
The Woodcutter by Kate Danley
Fun Home by Alison Bechdel