1) Leaving the house.
2)Leaving the house on a weekend.
3) Going somewhere on a weekend with the possibility of it being crowded.
4) Going to a bar on a weekend.
5) Football.
6) People I don't know.
7) Crowds.
8) Crowds of college kids.
9) Crowds of drunk college kids.
But I did it! And, you know what? As long as I stick to away games (which will be less chaotic than home games), I could totally see myself doing it again. I'm surprised too!
My phone camera sucks - super disappointing - so, as per usual, I yoinked pictures from others.






!!!LOOK AT ME BEING SOCIAL!!!
Now presenting a truly amazing gift from Carter. She had me drawn as a cat!

Dude. Dude.
She told the artist she wanted me as a cat with pink hair, wearing a dress, riding a T-Rex side-saddle, with my cats, under a rainbow, and shooting lasers from my tits.
Again, say it with me, DUDE! Really, could anything encapsulate more of who I am? No, no it could not. I need to frame that sucker and hang it on the wall immediately!
Oh, and I got some amazing sex during the couple of days prior to my birthday! I told them it was my birthday week so they’d better bring their A-game and, god, did they ever. If 35 continues along this course…could be the greatest year evaaaah!
(Scarf is from Yummy You, a company owned by a truly wonderful girl I’ve known on the webbernets for a decade. Dinosaur with a cupcake shirt from Shirt Woot!)
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