I updated the about me and FAQ pages. To a degree. I was trying to overhaul my links page as well and, somehow, saving it as a draft made it disappear. Oh, Blogger, you mystify me. Ah well, I'll re-do it at some point. I joined the affiliate program for Babeland (sex shop o' awesomeness) so if you'd like to purchase some toys or porn, feel free to go through the link over to your right! Going to join a few others for shops I frequent/feel good about supporting/ Also to your right, the ad space is once again open for purchase!
Okay, now blog management is out of the way!
So, guess what I did!?
(drum roll please)
wore a dress.
Dude, I'm totally not shitting you! I was hesitant because of how it clings to my belly but I wore it anyway. I had a date Thursday and decided to use it as an excuse to go out in it. In public. Without tights. And you know what? I wore it again the next day to run errands. I'm in public AND I'M NOT WEARING PANTS!!! It's like sorcery! And, of course, I took a picture for posterity!
Once I walked out the door, I felt no hesitation, no shame, no fear. I was just a fat girl in a dress. And the world didn't end.
Speaking of crossing off goals, swim time!
We've been aiming to get together every Monday night and have mostly succeeded. We eat, maybe have a couple of drinks, and then go lounge in the pool while discussing politics, dating, and sex.
I love these two girls so much; they're determined to give me an incredible first summer in the south.
I had the greatest burger of my life. I was taken to Cheeburger Cheeburger on a lunch date and holy Mary mother of god. They have 30+ toppings and eight kinds of cheese and you create your own. I ordered a burger with blue cheese, roasted red peppers, and artichoke hearts. I'm not a burger person but it was, without a doubt, the best burger I've ever had.
I was recently called a “naked fat heroine.” The single greatest title I could have ever been bestowed.