Old Navy was having a sale and since summer here will, in fact, kill me, I decided to buy a few cotton dresses. Since I don't own shorts and the dresses I already have are polyester, I figured a couple of light summery dresses would be a good investment. Even though they're goddamn sleeveless which makes them triply terrifying/challenging for me.
Me: makes me kinda eeep because my belly is all LOOK AT ME AND MY LUMPINESS in both but fuck it...wearing polyester/spandex in the summer will literally kill me
Amanda: ohhh noooes you have a belly! how dreadful!
Amanda: you are the ONLY ONE EVER
Amanda: we'll put you in the circus."this way for THE GIRL WITH A BELLY!"
Amanda: right next to the dude who eats fire
Amanda: and then you two can start a whirlwind romance
Amanda: and you can have the contortionist chick on the side
Me: you have the BEST ideas