This weekend I went to kinky camp and swam naked in the sun, wore a tank top in front of people for the first time since I was 8, drank coffee while sitting on a porch and watching the trees at 7am, ate a ton of amazing food, slurped booze off titties, dug my toes in dirt, played with a tiny little dog that looked like an Ewok, talked, laughed, watched people spin and blow fire, and learned that people really do have my back. And then there was dirty stuff, of course.
The pictures are lacking for obvious privacy issues. But, here, enjoy me, a puppy, and some fire!
Iron-on letters and scissors.
Upper arm fat of whiteness!
I suddenly hear banging and my roommate screaming. There's an opossum in the house. And she's shut it in my bathroom. It hid behind the toilet and I have no clue what I'm doing so I tried to call it to me as if it were a cat.
Heidi: Opossum Wrangler!!
Please note that I'm wearing purple latex sex gloves. That's our version of protective covering in this place.
Little baby opossum! It was so widdle and cute that I had to pet it.
Success! Heidi is the Opossum Whisperer!
Trailer Life, motherfuckers!