Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Wintery Stuff!

I saw snow for the first time!!

Okay, flurries, but it counts! I sat in my car, my window open, arm stuck out, trying to catch snowflakes in my mitten. I was so happy and so excited that I...ahem...cried. Shush! It wasn't snowing hard enough to show in pictures, sadly.

We put up the Christmas tree! And I helped decorate it! First time ever!



So, it's been freezing. Colder than I've ever experienced. We hoping to get the gas – and, therefore, the heat – turned on in the next few days. In the meantime we're relying on layers, blankets, and space heaters. We ended up going without electricity in half the trailer for a few days and, while waiting for it to be fixed, we came up with the brilliant conclusion that what we needed was obvious...

A shrine to the Gods of Warmth.



Because, clearly, the Gods of Warmth appreciate soda, cashews, and shemale porn.

It's still up. We're scared to take it down for fear the breakers will blow again. Take our humble offerings and save us from hypothermia!

6 comments:

  1. I'm sending my energy into the UNIVERSE for you. WARMTH!!!!

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  2. Please describe the complex plot of Shemale Punishers. :)

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  3. I love the tree...it's so......P.I.N.K.!!! I think this will be the best Christmas ever for you...so glad you are having fun....

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  4. Hey, if your cats are still alive (and I doubt that), they might be able to see some other cats in cages from their cages. Your shrine should be to get a sense of responsibility to something other than your immediate urges for physical gratification.

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  5. Wanting heat in 19F weather = totally selfish and unacceptable.

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