Sunday, March 28, 2010


• I met Shana! After knowing each other online for, like, seven years! It was so awesome. We went to see Puppetry of the Penis and then ate Chinese food. It was so much fun; I’m so glad I didn’t let my shyness/hermitage keep me from going.

• I was in a car accident. I tapped the car in front of me. There was no damage but they called the cops anyway. Annoying. I think I sprained my little finger hardcore and it’s still swollen and bruised and absolutely killing me.

• I have a date with a girl next weekend. She seems rad. And she used the term, “fatshionista.”

• This week I’m going to get a full STD screening at Planned Parenthood.

• I seem to have somehow burned off part of my eyelashes. The ones on my left eye are all short and stubby now. It’s weird.

• Mama sees the surgeon on Tuesday.

• Sometimes I still forget that my dad is dead.


  1. For a second, I thought you misspelled "fashionista" and I didn't trust her - when I realized what it actually SAYS, I felt a lot better. Potential friend-material even if you don't work as a couple.

    Next time you come to Vegas, you are coming to Retro Bakery with me for a retro cupcake. It's all about the buttercream.

  2. Hey, can you send me pictures of what your meds look like? I want to send you stuffed knit versions of them. Because I am a dork.

  3. I would say there was more good than bad in that list of bullets. Hope everything works out for the best for you.
    Yea about meeting another blogger in real life...way to go.

  4. is your date with tasha?? ;)