Saturday, January 9, 2010

If you’re wondering what to get me for Valentine’s Day… Kidding! Per a request, here’s my Amazon wish list plus another that's alllll books. Post yours! I’m always interested in stealing books off other people’s lists. If I have books that are on yours, I’ll send them your way.

My landlord made me cry. I sent him an email apologizing profusely for only sending part of the rent and he replied that it was fine and he could work with me and that I didn’t have to apologize…I was still a good person. And it just made me sob. Because I don’t feel like a good person.

My new-to-me cell phone is now in my hands. Thank you Philip! Now I’m just waiting for the SIM card and I can, hopefully, activate it for a month. I’m going with Boost Mobile. $50 a month, unlimited talk, text, and internet. Now I just need to come up with the $50! But once I do...Heidi: The Phone Sex Queen Extraordinaire will be in full effect. You should see the picture I’ll be using. Mwahahaha. A cute, tiny blonde girl with perky little tits who is going to be 19 and paying her way through college by phone fucking strange men.

I got a big bag full of cleaning supplies off of Freecycle. Pledge, Lysol, Resolve, Windex, Soft Scrub… They’re totally going to come in handy and save me some money. Yay Freecycle!


Lordy, do I ever need to do something about my hair. hides a multitude of sins. It also needs to be cut. I'm going to see if I can convince a friend to just hack some of it off. I used to make my mom do it when I couldn't afford to get it done and she haaaaaaaaaated it. Oh man, this conversation would happen every time:

Mom: God, you know I hate doing this!

Me: It'll be fine, it's no big deal, don't worry. Just chop off a couple of inches and try to go straight across.

She cuts off my hair and, of course, it's fine.

Me: Thank you, Mama!

Mom: I'm never doing that again! My hands were shaking the whole time!

Me: At least you didn't tell me that while you were using the scissors on me.

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